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“And to think I’ve been telling my friends it’s so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!” Welcome to

“And to think I’ve been telling my friends it’s so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!” Welcome to

“Oh God! Somebody help me! I’M POSSESSED!” Whaaaaat’s up, Cinemaniacs?! Ealan here with another HMC Newsletter! Just a reminder that later today, the gang will

Hey Cinemaniacs! Ealan here with yet another HMC Newsletter! “Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be. Right now that may be one

“You see, I take these glasses off, she looks like a regular person, doesn’t she? Put ‘em back on…formaldehyde-face!” Oh boy, Cinemaniacs! Ealan here with

“You’re no messiah. You’re a movie of the week. You’re a fucking t-shirt, at best.” Hey, howdy hey, Cinemaniacs! Ealan here with another HMC newsletter!

“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of

Hey there, fellow Cinemaniacs! Ealan here with another HMC newsletter! “My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North. General of

“You can break a man’s skull, you can arrest him, you can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what’s up here?

Hey, Cinemaniacs! Ealan here with another HMC Newsletter! Today at noon! Come join Derek and I for another round of Double Take! Since we just

Hello, Cinemaniacs! Ealan back with another HMC newsletter! Join us today at 4PM PDT/7PM EDT for our take on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The